Printable Valentine’s Day Jokes
Add a little laughter to your Valentine’s Day with these Printable Valentine’s Day Jokes! Whether you’re planning a classroom party, putting together a care package, or looking for a fun way to spread smiles, these jokes are perfect for everyone. Packed with sweet puns and cheerful humor, they’re a festive way to brighten someone’s Valentine’s Day. Plus, they’re easy to print and cut so you can have fun spreading love and laughter this Valentine’s Day!
Valentine’s Day Jokes
- What did one flame say to the other on Valentine’s Day? We’re the perfect match!
- What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
- How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring!
- What did one lightbulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I love you a whole watt!
- What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day? My heart beats for you.
- Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day? A calendar!
- What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!
- What’s Cupid’s favorite band? Kiss!
Get Your Printable Valentine’s Day Jokes Here
I’ve created a printable with these Valentine’s Jokes on them so you can print them off and pass them out on Valentine’s Day!
Who To Give Valentine’s Day Jokes To
There are many things you can do with these printable Valentine’s Day Jokes. I’ll give you a few ideas!
- Pass them out to classmates.
- Give them to co-workers.
- Add them to a Valentine’s Day Care Package.
- Put them in your kids’ lunchboxes.
- Include them in a You’ve Been Hugged gift.
- Use them as a game at Valentine Parties by reading the question and giving the first person who answers, correctly, a prize. (Since there are only eight Valentine’s Day Joke cards, I would gift each person who answers, correctly, a sweet prize like a Popcorn Valentine or a box of Conversation Hearts.)
- Spread them out on a Valentine’s Day Party food table.
Valentine’s Day Jokes Cutouts
You can purchase these Valentine’s Day Jokes Cutouts in my shop!
- Print the Valentine’s Day Jokes on card stock.
- Cut the shapes.
- Pass them out, leave them lying around where people will see them, attach them to a festive gift, or add them to a care package.
Valentine Jokes are a great way to put a smile on the faces of the people you spend time with and, there’s nothing better than spreading happiness with a sweet joke!
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